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Following are some of the Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs) about Goa. They are intended to tickle the funny bone but does not guarantee one. They are not authentic, reliable, so, they are off-the-wall. It can vent into lameness which could kill few brain cells. Chai Aur Paratha blogspot is not liable for the expenses that could be claimed for the mental breakdown.

What is the maximum amount of sand that you have had accumulated in your swimming trunks ?

Either 30-60-90 ml. Yes, they come in quantum nature.

Abundance of water held by the ocean still water crisis ?

Instead of water harvesting. Bollywood has taught us to dance in rain with - tip tip, cham cham, zoobi doobi and many more.

Do you think Bagha bhai would have visited Baga beach ?

With Baawri.. aur yaha 'Baawri ho rahi hai'.

Everyone asking for the 'vitamin sea' on instagram ?

Didn't 'see'. There is none.

How far is the beach from airport ?

So nearby that you need Doraemon's anywhere door.

What is the difference between south and north Goa ?

It compels you to shout the 'c' words. One has Calmness/ tranquility, while the other has Chaos/ nightlife.

Is the hype about Teetos club real ?

I don't know par waha cheetos toh nahi mila.

Scooty ka rent kitna hoga ?

Jitna scooty wala chahe. Varna budget se 100 zyaada.

Water sports accha hai kya ?

Only if water sports meant paiso ko 'beach ke beech' mein doobana.

Alcohol toh sasta hai na ?

Paani mehnga hai waha. So drink neat.

Dil Chahta Hai fort ?

Chapora fort is very empty just like Virar local.

Is the food good in Goa ?

Yes, alcohol is certainly pretty good.

Is Mumbai to Goa road trip cool ?

Upto boundaries of Mumbai or till you ran out of good music.

It has history of Portuguese. So, does the Portuguese visit the most ?

Vasco-da-gaNAA.. but Russians do.

by Rakesh Leel